Therese: "Are we going to be late, Mommy?"
Mom: "I hope not, but we're not going to be early today."
Therese: "I don't want to be late, Mommy."
Mom: "I"m doing my best, Therese."
Therese, shouting now: "Go speeding, Mommy! Go, speeding!"
Mom: "Honey, I don't want to get a speeding ticket. Besides it's not very safe to 'go speeding.'"
Therese: "We'll be fine, Mommy. Just dodge all the cars!"
Mom: "Did you just say 'dodge all the cars'?"
Well, okay then.