Joe and the kids were playing a board game the other night. While the game was in high gear, hungry Joe (aka "Dad") reached over to grab a handful of peanuts.
Apparently, the two-year-with-eagle-eyes didn't approve.
"You 'neaky guy. I bank you," she scolded sternly, with all the seriousness she could muster.
(Translation: "You're a sneaky guy. I'm going to spank you.")
For more funnies from the mouths of babes, see my friend Meredith's blog.